QUESTIONS WITHOUT NOTICE
Senator WATT (Queensland—Minister for the Environment and Water) (14:53): Thanks, Senator Brown. As I say, the Albanese Labor government will always back workers and ensure they are paid what they deserve. Our sole focus is delivering real change for Australian workers to deal with cost-of-living pressures, and that stands in stark contrast to what we see from the other parties in this place, who, over the last fortnight, have become a complete soap opera.
Now, I've heard on good authority that Netflix has a new show coming out. It's called 'Real Housewives of Canberra'! On this fortnight's episode, we're going to have the Greens fighting with each other, with a leader who's on life support; we've got the Liberals Angus and Andrew, who can't really speak to each other and don't really want to be in the same room—Senator Canavan certainly isn't feeling the love from regional Australia, and even Senator Hanson and Barnaby Joyce have had a bust-up right over there on that side of the chamber.
This mob don't just copy each other's policies; they copy the fact that the other one's having a fight. If one has a fight, they've got to have their own fight. That is how unoriginal you are.
That's why you deserve a rubbish Netflix program. (Time expired)